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E.L. Ripley

Katie Fustich

Katie Fustich

Jun 11, 2020·1 min read

Next time, you can save yourself hundreds of words. Instead of what you wrote, might I suggest, "Hello, my name is EL Ripley and I am a racist, boot-licking bigot!" It is much more concise and much more accurate.

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